im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it


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fuck you but fuck me first

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May 3, 2014
     I was laying in bed when I thought of this, and practically threw myself across the room to a pen and some paper to write it down. 


where are the notes this is beautiful
I wanted it to be you. I wanted it to be you so badly. You’ve Got Mail (via c-oquetry)

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i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

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